Just For A Smile
Mother: "Why are you spanking Rizal ?"
Father: "Because he's getting his school report tomorrow and I won't be here."
When he received the end of the term report Rizal's father went up in the air. "This report is terrible," he said. I'm not at all pleased with it."
"I told the teacher you wouldn't like it," said Rizal, "But he insisted on sending it just the same."
Headmistress: 'What tense is "I am beautiful " ?'
Alfian: 'Past.'
A car stopped alongside and the driver said: 'Excuse me, can you tell me where this road goes to ?'
'It don't go nowhere,' grinned Farrah, 'It stays just where it is.'
Ali: "How do you keep an idiot in suspense ?"
Bahar: 'I'll tell you next week.'
Father: "Because he's getting his school report tomorrow and I won't be here."
When he received the end of the term report Rizal's father went up in the air. "This report is terrible," he said. I'm not at all pleased with it."
"I told the teacher you wouldn't like it," said Rizal, "But he insisted on sending it just the same."
Headmistress: 'What tense is "I am beautiful " ?'
Alfian: 'Past.'
A car stopped alongside and the driver said: 'Excuse me, can you tell me where this road goes to ?'
'It don't go nowhere,' grinned Farrah, 'It stays just where it is.'
Ali: "How do you keep an idiot in suspense ?"
Bahar: 'I'll tell you next week.'
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